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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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clanked:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

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thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

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chocolaty:

clestroying:

why wedding dresses gotta be white

tru i wanna wear black to my wedding

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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

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"And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to hell."

Dallas Green (via dreamsonrepeat)

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datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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tapdatassh:

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

But Ashton Irwin….

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